Hello,
I'm Gretch, Gretch Dammit, Gretch, Gretch, Gretch. So now that you know that I am Gretch, lets talk about Gretch. When I first became Gretch, it was a hell of a Gretch day. The birds were singing "Gretch you are the best Gretch ever" and the cars were honking Grrrrrretch, Grrrrrretch. I walked into a music store and the guy looked at me and said " Hell you must be Gretch because no one can be as cool as you Gretch". I just smiled and said " Well yes, as a matter of fact I AM GRETCH! How the Gretch are you". So on with the wonderful Gretch story, Gretch, thats me if you did not know, decided to join a band but, not just any band. This band would have to be Gretchstacular. He heard that these Gretchstacular people had a band and was looking for Gretch. So Gretch, that I am. I went to check out this Gretchstacular band and thats all gretch wrote. Now just remember Gretch, he is like Elvis but he is Gretch. Just like Santa Claus but, Santa Gretch yes, yes, yes. Here comes sant Gretch, Here comes Santa Gretch, Vote for Gretch, Yes, Yes, Yes Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyes!!!!
VIVA LA GRETCH!!!!!!!